cait | 22 | maine/dc
harry potter | pacific rim | feminism
and, of course, a million other very geeky things I can't bring myself to list off the top of my head right now...
still upset that the films never acknowledge that Peeta loses a limb in the first arena and goes through the Quarter Quell with a prosthetic leg
or that Katniss has suffered permanent hearing loss in one of her ears and now requires a hearing aid
or, you know, the Avoxes
A moment of silence for Madge
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
Straight: My cake is chocolate.
Gay: My cake is vanilla.
Bisexual: My cake is chocolate and vanilla.
Transgendered: My cake may have vanilla frosting but its a chocolate cake inside.
Pansexual: My cake has both vanilla and chocolate frosting and vanilla and chocolate inside.
Homophobia: Only chocolate cakes can be eaten.
Asexual : I don't enjoy cake
I think the Ravenclaw motto should be caw caw motherfuckers
I vote we change them all
hiss hiss motherfuckers
roar roar motherfuckers
is the one for hufflepuff missing cause they’re too polite to say motherfucker or cause nobody knows what a badger sounds like?
nobody has heard the hufflepuff war cry and survived
It’s always the nice ones.